I love the Onion.
Area Eccentric Reads Entire Book
"Meyer, who never once jumped ahead to see what would happen and avoided skimming large passages of text in search of pictures, first began his oddball feat a week ago. Three days later, the eccentric Midwesterner was still at it, completing chapter after chapter, seemingly of his own free will."
Other Onion Goodies...
Mother Jealous After Reading Daughter's Diary
Atlanta Fans Smile Politely Through Entire NHL All-Star Game
CIA On Torture Memo: 'We Need to Stop Writing this Stuff Down'
Congress To Raise Alpacas To Aid Struggling Economy
Nations Grandfathers To Receive Annual Shipment of $2 Bills From U.S. Treasury
Back In My Day, Being An American Gladiator Meant Something
Mitt Romney Defends Himself Against Allegations Of Tolerance
Hope you all have a good weekend!
LOL! I loved these... I really should remember to visit the Onion more often. The Mitt Romney one was especially funny.
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